you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
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